April 2010
4 posts
Nike and the swoosh name and stripe are trademarks...
recently found on the inside tongue of my Big Nike Hi’s. Gotta love the swoosh.
March 2010
17 posts
livejamie:
Clockwork - Office Musik (The Office...
Fever
We are the nuclear individuals of the post-nuclear age. We are the walking dead.
The fall-out of modernity; a hypersensitive youth radiating confidence.
All smiles. Complacent in our role as test-run for the future generations,
of cookie-cutter kids being built to fail but destined to work.
Brought up on Sunday morning cartoons, failed promises and sugary starches.
Educated by our marketing...
Muse Money
In lieu of the upcoming Anna Sonder Prize of the Academy of American Poets going on at my school, with a cash prize of one-hundred dollars awarded to the best piece of prose written by a student in the competition - I have tried my hand once again at poetry. Not because I am especially skilled at being “lyrical,” or “poetic,” or excited at sitting in silent musings as I...
February 2010
10 posts
Watchjamesnord:
I am going up to Oneonta, NY this weekend to visit Dylan, this is a short video of some of the things I saw the last time I traveled up there.
Heard the great news yesterday. Here’s a list of the things you’ll be needing to bring up this time around to fully enjoy your stay:
Avalanche Detection Device (ADD), flask, snorkel, large gold medallion/ chain, Puma sneakers,...
The Bat Crown Diaries
An excerpt taken from the journal I was forced happily to write for my study abroad program in Valencia, Spain:
I’ll skip the tedious airline monotony: checking bags, passing through stepped up security (our flight being on Delta, a strange and unkind coincidence to the recent attack on that exact same airline), trying to find the group, finding the group, getting a little tipped at a Chillis...
January 2010
5 posts
What´s better than getting robbed in Barcelona for...
Red Face
Definition.
-noun
1. A face that is overwhelmed with wine, beer, or alcohol.
2. When yours or somebody’s face is flushed red hot, similar to hives, afflicting everything from the nose to around the chin.
3. A common symptom of too much drinking and not enough sleep/ a cold shower/ or simply just not drinking for a night.
“Man, you’re not even a ginger, and your red face could illuminate...
December 2009
9 posts
Dylan tells me that noone really checks your actual Tumblr website link, but it’s still embarrassing that the name of my Blog (Blog? Website? What doesn’t sound egotistical and nerdy when it comes to these things?) has shared a name with a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConnaghy and Kate Hudson for the better part of three months. Oh instantaneous realizations, queuing me in...
"Sometimes you gotta look at it as who would you...
A line from Mel Gibson (Yes Mel Gibson) in his new darker, less funny, Danny Glover lacking, Lethal Weapon style cop-thriller Edge of Darkness. There is enough space in my addled and broken mind to place this fresh memory of hearing a celebrated crazy person/ celebrity speaking somewhat candidly and with intentional humor in an Upcoming Movie Preview about the negative quality of Jews - and all...
12/4/09
Like any young, old, or pre-pubescent adult in this day and age, the media has my attention saturated and fed through an open feeder tube, constantly feeding me gift wrapped, tightly presented, sugary bullshit. When I watch T.V., (and when I do I tend to tarry long from the sports networks) all I am trying to do, as I sit down on my couch and watch re-caps and replays of the days various football...
November 2009
3 posts
10/30/09
Left the library at 3:06 P.M. Head is swimming. Breathe tastes of Gatorade, Red Bull, gingivitis, and cigarettes. Stomach is swishing with a potent Molotov cocktail of energy drinks. Muscles feel flabby and pathetically weak. Feel nauseas. Light up a cig at once as I slink into the car. Smoke absent-mindedly on the ride home thinking about the jumbled kaleidoscope of pictures which has...
September 2009
5 posts
Slightly Inappropriate Joke of the Day: How do you...
It’s not hard.